Awesome is a property. It is also the three-hundred and fifty millionth element on the Periodic Table. It is also also one of the Core Elements of Sutekh and should thus be treated with respect.
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It is found naturally in Sutekh, and in residual amounts in Boots.
Dan is awesome, just ask him!
Both Ninjas and Pirates, contain high levels of awesome. Which group has more is the subject of constant debate.
Percy has the most awesome a single person can hold. For his mass, anyway.
In Sutekh, awesome can be gathered in a variety of ways, which will be listed here whenever we can be bothered.
Awesome is what the Sutekh scale of heirarchy, Awesome Points, also known as AP, is based upon. One AP is equal to one drink bought for someone else. The AP system is known as the d20 system, because one can progress to the next level of Awesome buying 20 drinks for other Sutekhers. In the 1960s indian scientists developed a way to distil awesome into a powerful energy drink on which Amitabh Bachchan then subsisted.
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making awesome and I saw one of the awesome and the awesome looked at me." Ralph Wiggum, the Simpsons.
"And you, Awesome?" Julius Caesar, The Honeymooners
"I watched awesome crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, awesomely, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving ...." Marlon Brando, The Apocalypse Now All-Nude Revue
