Church of Joss

The first rule of the Church of Joss: You talk about Joss. ALL THE TIME.

The Church of Joss is led by Percy, with loyal followers including Gordie, Julia and awesome.

Firefly is the standard text of the Words of Joss. It is undeniably awesome.

Coming along to Firefly screenings is a damn sure way to earn AP.

The ten commandments of the Church of Joss:

Thou Shalt Honour No Writers But Me, For I Am A Jealous Joss.
Thou Shalt Not Take Joss' Name In Mockery, Or You Will Suffer Death By Percy.
Thou Shalt Not Work On Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday Or Sunday, For These Are The Days Of Joss Viewing.
Thou Shalt Not Pirate The Works Of Joss (Other Stuff Is OK I Guess)
Thou Shalt Own All Works Of Joss, Including Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Frey and Serenity.
Thou Shalt Covet Thy Neighbour's Signed Copy Of Firefly.
Thou Shalt Not Write Bad Fanfiction.
Thou Shalt Preach The Word Of Joss (Not unlike the EU).
Thou Shalt Hope For The Return Of Serenity.
Thou Shalt Wear Your Joss Whedon Related T-shirts ALWAYS.

See Percy for a flier.

Firefly; 15 episodes.
Serenity; Feature length movie.
Buffy; One season of 12 episodes, six seasons of 22.
Angel; Five seasons of 22 episodes.
Frey; A comic set in the future, and in the Buffyverse.
Serenity: Those left behind; A comic set in the Fireflyverse, beginning at the end of Firefly and ending where Serenity begins.
Wonder Woman; An upcoming movie by Joss based on the comic book character.
Goners; Another upcoming movie by Joss.
X-men; Joss has written many of the 'Astonishing X-men' series of comics.
More Serenity comics are on their way, and Chosen, a comic book set in the Buffyverse directly after season 7, is also in production.

Co-Producer and co-writer of Parenthood.
Writer of Titan A.E.
Writer of Alien: Ressurection.
Writer of Toy Story.
Began his career writing for Roseanne.
Has appeared in Veronica Mars on the episode 'Rat Saw God'.
Script doctor for Speed, Waterworld, Twister and X-Men, although, with the exception of Speed, little of Whedon's work remained in the final drafts of any of these screenplays. If it's good, it's Joss' work.