Clarkie joined in 2006, after being pushed into it by Mr. Indigo and Yumi whom he shared a High School with. His name is Mathew with one t, but that's not distinguishable from the many, many other Matthews, so he is called Clarkie by everyone else..
He is not prolific on the forums, but he does hold the record for the highest ratio of posts made while drunk to posts made, with a 66% total as of his 12th post.
Proud member of scrubs club.
He is currently undertaking a Bachelor of Advanced Science.
Clarkie is a chicken farmer, and this has led to certain rumours of his exploding chicken problem.
He is also Big Daddy Matt's protege (or, really, n00btenant). BDM is training him (and everybody else BDM ever meets) to be more like Ron Jeremy.
