The Immaculate Infection is when a virgin male gets thrush, especially thrush that appears in the shape of Christian imagery.
The current holder of the Immaculate Infection is Boots, and every year thousands of pilgrims flock to his pants to see the fungal spore that looks like Jesus, and how if you pull on his foreskin just right it looks like Mary.
If Boots presents with stigmata of the wang, SUTEKH will claim it as his third miracle and seek to have him canonised.
There is a movement within SUTEKH which argues that Boots is not, in fact, a virgin, but they are being dealt with swiftly and decisively.
