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Tiffany is one of the Truetekhers who joined SUTEKH in 1999, the Year of Anna. She is pretty much made of Awesome.

She is destined to become one of those little old Italian ladies you see carrying half the furniture in her house on her back, which may mean that as she ages she will develop super-strength. This is of concern because her husband, Nick K, is quite a small man and may be in some physical danger.

Tiff has never really known what she wanted to do with her life before the demands of graduating meant that she decided to be an English teacher; previous careers in psychology have turned out to be unsuitable, possibly because she isn't in touch with Science! enough. But then, as it turned out, the English curriculum sucked balls.

Currently she is employed as the ASIO of Sutekh.

Tiff, as well as Awesome, is also made of horror. She possibly wants to marry the guy from Wolf Creek - lines like "I always wear a rubber with you cunts because I don't know where you've been" turn her on - but then she's always had a history of poor relationship choices prior to Nick K. She may also wish to marry Stephen King.

She has a fluffy cat called Micia and a crazy, suddenly-obese cat called Sarah, who is a Frankenkitty.

She is also obsessed with octopodes.

She probably knows more about horror, English, education and teaching than you.

Tiff was the editor of Zweihander for 2007.

Tiff is growing a new person right now! Soon her army will be complete.